Transcription: Okay, here's the deal. The glitz is okay. There are some voice sync problems due to using the same video with the German and English version. But it's no big deal. The glitz adds nothing to the game. In fact, it tends to slow it down. And the acting? Ugh. I'm Tompere Canis, chief of the Solari tribe. For some time, the Malateri have been attacking us. If you help us, then you can... But as the bard said, the play is the thing. I'm not really sure he was referring to this kind of play. But heck, we'll work with it.
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